Golan the Insatiable

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Winter Is Staying

Golan and Dylan hatch an evil scheme to kill spring before it even begins, using the magic of dance, and Alexis realizes she is the only one who can stop them.

Shame On Pee

When Dylan is caught wetting the bed, Golan mocks her relentlessly to get in with cool kids. Meanwhile, Alexis helps her boyfriend, Keith, throw the sickest seventeenth birthday party the local news has ever seen.

Shell Raiser

Dylan and Golan adopt a diseased covered turtle in hopes of poisoning the whole town in the Oak Grove Chili Eat Out. Meanwhile, Carole is whooshed into the insurmountable highs and lows of modeling despite Alexis' cries of caution.

On Golan Pond

Golan's life is in danger when he sheds his skin in the wilderness, and only tiny Dylan can protect him! Meanwhile, Carole loosens up with the help of an amorous machine.

Golan The Impregnable

Golan attends Alexis' high school to get crowned King in the school dance. Meanwhile, Dylan worries that she is losing Golan to Alexis' world of popularity and parties.