Bert the Conqueror

Walk On Water

Bert Kreischer heads to Six Flags New England in Agawam, Mass., to take on two record-breaking rides: the Wicked Cyclone, the park's new hybrid coaster featuring the most airtime on the East Coast; and the New England SkyScreamer – at 400-feet tall, it's the highest swing ride in the world. Then, he travels up to Rockland, Maine, to compete in the Maine Lobster Festival's Great International Lobster Crate Race – a maritime festival pastime that's a lot harder than it looks!

The Big Cheese

Bert Kreischer takes a ride in a summer bobsleigh on wheels, bungee jumps from a bridge over the Cheakamus River and joins a mad dash race downhill in the annual cheese roll race at the Canadian Cheese Rolling Festival.

Mind-Blowing Michigan

Bert Kreischer tackles Michigan's best thrills, including jetblading, riding sand dunes and wooden coasters. Kreischer's journey ends outside of Detroit, where he visits a collection of daring, homemade backyard thrills at the "Abusement Park."

Bringing Home the Bacon

Bert competes to catch a muddy pig, and winner takes it home, in Florida.

Mr. Universal

Bert flies down a ski jump turned waterslide, competing for biggest splash.

Seeing Red

Friday Night Heights

Bert rides boardwalk coasters, trains sea lions, enters a Bonnie Knees contest and faces his fear of heights by rappelling down a 16-story building.

Running Of The Balls

Bert prays he can outrun a colossal plastic ball down a 1000-foot hill.

Bert & Gurney

Bert suffers injury before dashing through an inflatable obstacle course.

Barbecue & Barbed Wire

Bert seeks the Heartland's best thrills, including maniacally muddy race.

Midwest Mud Fest

Bert races an ATV over a mud pit at the Midwest's Eagle Mountain Mud Fest.

Bert's Biggest Splash

Bert flies down a ski jump turned waterslide, competing for biggest splash.

Colorado Canyon Swing

Bert faces his fear of heights by riding Colorado's highest thrill rides.

Beta House