The Jasper Carrott Trial

Jasper Sebastopol Baraclava To-Brooke Carrott: You are hereby charged with crimes against humanity, incitement to riot, mole abuse, and a vicious slaughter campaign against one Robin Reliant.Twenty-eight years of insults, mocks and slaughters against good and honest businesses, cars, animals, men, women, and just about anyone and anything else that doesn't fit in to those categories are coming back to haunt him in this, The Jasper Carrott Trial.