The Army Show

This is a comedy based around a supply company Army Fort Bendix. The Army thought it was closed in 1974, but it has survived as a base full of slackers. When it is discovered, the Army sends in Lt. Brandford R. Handy and a new C.O. to whip them into shape. This disrupts the life-styles of Master Sgt. Dave Hopkins, the base mechanic Corporal Rusty, Pvt. John Cease, a pretty boy sentenced to a four-year term for hacking into the banking system, "Smart" Eddie, a genius former postman who was recruited so that he can win stuff for the base on game shows, Ozzie, a simpleton, and Lana, a ballsy and scary soldier.