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Hasta la Muerta, BabySpoiler Hidden

A would-be thespian from Texas (Constance Marie) comes to town and tries to land a part in Neil Simon's latest play. Meanwhile, one of the diner's regulars struggles to get his first play produced.

The AuditionSpoiler Hidden

Gaby (Constance Marie) asks Michael to write her a monologue for a big audition, which leads to doubts about their respective talents; Jack gets involved with his parole officer's daughter; Suzanne interviews divorce lawyers.

Enjoy Your HaddockSpoiler Hidden

Gaby (Constance Marie) threatens to move out of Michael's apartment after a squabble; Suzanne's ex-husband violates the terms of their divorce agreement, so she tries to get him where it hurts the most---his Knicks tickets.

A Stool with a ViewSpoiler Hidden

Gaby (Constance Marie) and Jack (Jim Pirri) are cast in a student film and must execute a passionate kiss; Suzanne tries changing her last name.

Michael's First StandSpoiler Hidden

Halloween at the diner finds Michael (Michael Landes) trying to prove he can be shallow when it comes to his sex life, and Gaby wanting to be open-minded about a guy she meets who fancies women's clothes.

HarrassedSpoiler Hidden

Rhea Perlman guest stars as a bookie's widow looking to collect a debt from Jack (Jim Pirri); Gaby is sexually harassed at her temp job and Michael wants her to sue.

Get RustySpoiler Hidden

Jack introduces budding filmmaker Russell (David Krumholtz) to his prison buddy's girlfriend; Albie thinks Gaby is after his job.

Jack Gets a Hot TipSpoiler Hidden

Jack takes money from the tip jar and bets it on a horse; Suzanne gives Santa Claus (Robert Morse) a pep talk before the Thanksgiving parade.

No Sex 'til After HomeworkSpoiler Hidden

Gaby's offered a kitchen job, but she claims to have a counteroffer in a production with Florence Henderson (who appears as herself).

The First Christmas ShowSpoiler Hidden

Gaby's Christmas plans are ruined by a series of mishaps; Albie (Jonathan Slavin) liberates a reindeer from a Christmas-tree lot.

What Are Friends For?Spoiler Hidden

The reappearance of her old boyfriend (D.W. Moffett) unsettles Gaby (Constance Marie), while the diner plays host to a 10-year-old movie star (Brooke Garrett).

Out and InSpoiler Hidden

Carrie (Christine Marie Burke) signs with a record label after performing in a lesbian club. Gaby (Constance Marie) tries to find an elderly man's long-lost love.

It Takes a ThiefSpoiler Hidden

Jack tries hard to make it up to a woman (Paula Cale) whose car he once stole; Carrie tries to be nicer to her customers. Lea Thompson ("Caroline in the City") guest stars.

Smarty PantsSpoiler Hidden